If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.
Bill Gates was quite a deliquent as a child; a real nerd-do-well!
Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries.
Some people believe abortion is inevitable. They tend to be fetalists.
I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
Many orphanages are a ward winning.
Why do children love hotel rooms?
Because they have a fondness for suites!
How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
If Sherlock Holmes was featured in a kids’ book would it have been ‘The Man in the Hat’ by Dr. Sleuth?
My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!