My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Do babies search using GooGool?
The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man.
Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.
Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.
What my kid asked when he saw a Smurf: ‘Daddy, why is this guy blue?’
In the digital age, how do know your child is potty trained?
When he says ‘iPooed‘.