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Puns tagged ‘kids’:

09/29/16

Groups of animals should be seen and not herd.

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03/14/16

Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.

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01/07/16

Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.

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08/12/15

What my kid asked when he saw a Smurf: ‘Daddy, why is this guy blue?’

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12/16/14

I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.

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12/10/14

As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.

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10/02/14

Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.

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07/03/14

Many orphanages are a ward winning.

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03/22/14

I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?

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03/12/14

FETE ACCOMPLI

Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a party planning and entertainment business. At this stage it’s just for kids but I don’t want to be limited to that as if all goes well. I may do all types of parties so I need something that is catchy and makes me stand out and I am certainly not clever enough to think of something myself. ~Karen, Thurgoona, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Balloonacy
  2. Have a Balloon
  3. Party Har Har
  4. Besta Fiesta
  5. Fete Accompli
  6. Blast Impressions
  7. Child’s Play [We make Party Planning Easy]
  8. All Ages Staging
  9. Memory Maker
  10. Event and Odds
  11. Host A La Vista
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