Childbirth is a broodal experience.
kids
Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
Hasbro.
My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!
For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.
Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
In the digital age, how do know your child is potty trained?
When he says ‘iPooed‘.
I was tempted to push my disobedient son into a volcano, in Brat is lava.
The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.