Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“
Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.
Did many clothing designers suffer from infantile diarrhea?
Yes – it’s Gucci-Gucci goo!
Birthquake: a woman going into labour.
Do overprivileged children go online for their social networthing?
How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.“
My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.