Some people believe abortion is inevitable. They tend to be fetalists.
I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
Many orphanages are a ward winning.
Why do children love hotel rooms?
Because they have a fondness for suites!
How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
If Sherlock Holmes was featured in a kids’ book would it have been ‘The Man in the Hat’ by Dr. Sleuth?
My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!
After watching hyperactive kids all day, I crave a dulled conversation.
My old gardener was so mean to me, so I told him to go back to school. Now he’s a kinder gartener.
Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”