Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Do babies search using GooGool?
The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man.
Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.
Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.
What my kid asked when he saw a Smurf: ‘Daddy, why is this guy blue?’