Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.
When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.“
A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.
When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.
Is Thomas the Tank Engine trainsgendered?
My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.