I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
I’m forming a Kindergarten Metal band. Gonna call it AB/CD.
Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?
Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
Giving birth to a happy baby is no mean fetus.
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
Elementary school talent shows are intense. Some of the competitors really go for the juggler.
If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.
My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!