Giving birth to a happy baby is no mean fetus.
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
Elementary school talent shows are intense. Some of the competitors really go for the juggler.
If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.
My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!
Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Do babies search using GooGool?