When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
The strict elementary school principal suspended any student who came down with laryngitis. He did not approve of hoarseplay.
Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.
As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use.
I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.