Elementary school talent shows are intense. Some of the competitors really go for the juggler.
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As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man.
Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?
I’m forming a Kindergarten Metal band. Gonna call it AB/CD.
My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.
Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.“
Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
Do babies drive Mini Poopers?


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