My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.
The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.
When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.“
A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.