Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
kids
A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.
When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
Childbirth is a broodal experience.
Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
Hasbro.
My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!
For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.
Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”