As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use.
I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.
Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?
The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.
Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?
Did many clothing designers suffer from infantile diarrhea?
Yes – it’s Gucci-Gucci goo!
If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.