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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘kids’:

10/08/17

When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.

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08/26/17

What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.

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06/28/17

A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.

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06/16/17

When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.

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05/01/17

Is Thomas the Tank Engine trainsgendered?

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04/15/17

My son loves his bottle. The big glug.

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12/08/16

I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.

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09/29/16

Groups of animals should be seen and not herd.

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03/14/16

Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.

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01/07/16

Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.

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