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Puns tagged ‘kids’:

04/15/17

My son loves his bottle. The big glug.

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12/08/16

I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.

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09/29/16

Groups of animals should be seen and not herd.

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03/14/16

Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.

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01/07/16

Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.

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08/12/15

What my kid asked when he saw a Smurf: ‘Daddy, why is this guy blue?’

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12/16/14

I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.

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12/10/14

As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.

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10/02/14

Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.

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07/03/14

Many orphanages are a ward winning.

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