For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.
As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use.
I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.
Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?
The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.
Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?