Little known fact: Mickey Mouse and Mighty Mouse once served together in the Murine Corps.
Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.
Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
Who can fix tall buildings in a single bound?
We were discussing what exactly made Skeletor evil. But then we gave up, because it was just arguing He-mantics.
Who wore deerskin coats?
Daddy Wore bucks.
For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
Playoff hockey is a comic marvel. They should call it the Stan Lee Cup.
What’s the favourite comic of the transgendered? X-men.
The inebriated bum thought he was Clark Kent. He was in a drunken Super.