Look at Superman’s abs. The guy is krypt.
Superheroes are known for their outstanding cape abilities.
Playoff hockey is a comic marvel. They should call it the Stan Lee Cup.
The inebriated bum thought he was Clark Kent. He was in a drunken Super.
What’s the favourite comic of the transgendered? X-men.
If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
Little known fact: Mickey Mouse and Mighty Mouse once served together in the Murine Corps.
Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.
Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
Who can fix tall buildings in a single bound?