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Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?

BF Skinner.

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Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!

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NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird!
ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!

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So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.

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What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.

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All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .

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In the fields, oxen just do their job. They care not for a plow’s.

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When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.

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I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.

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