I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
animals
A turtle: when your stool has a thick outer casing.
I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial!
Unnamed rodents are anonymouse.
What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.
I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
Do the buffalo roam among ungulating hills?