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Do manatees tempt sailors?

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Which animals have a sense of déjà vu? Herbivores.

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The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.

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The animals that most enjoy having no clothes are the amphibians. They like being newt.

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If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.

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A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.

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What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“

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My dog wrote a novel. Unfortunately, it was terrible. The plot was so arf-fetched.

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NED: What’s a river rodent’s favourite TV show?
ED: Leave it to Beaver?
NED: No, Welcome Back Otter!

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