When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
Creating genetic hybrids of a species is known as animalgamation.
Do hip ‘eaus drink Perrier?
Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.
Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.
Which lizards eat bird poop?
Anyone in a mink coat is evil. Is that a valid infurance?
What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
The talking cockatiel was an expert at parotty.