New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
Puns about alligator stool are a croc of shit.
NED: Do pigeons make a lot of noise?
ED: Don’t ask me – I haven’t got a coo!
The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.
I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’
Anyone in a mink coat is evil. Is that a valid infurance?