A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
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