Elephant tusks make me anxious. I vory.
What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
Allahphants are God’s creatures.
When they are born, wee bulls wobble.
The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?