Animal behaviour? Cat calls are a mew sing.
When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.
Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
An illegitimate turkey, aka a bastered.
Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?