I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
animals
Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
What do sheep use to scratch an itch? A lamb post.
If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird!
ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!
Do hip ‘eaus drink Perrier?
In the fields, oxen just do their job. They care not for a plow’s.