What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
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