How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
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When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
When are amphibians cutest? When they’re toaddlers. They’re cute right from the gecko.
Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
Although long deceased, Tom and Jerry have received many paws-to-mouse accolades.
Animal behaviour? Cat calls are a mew sing.
What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
Do manatees tempt sailors?
Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.

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