My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What does Pat Sajak say in a pet store?
“Would you like to buy an owl?”
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why are bovines well-behaved in pottery stores?
Because they are likable in a china shop!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did you know that arthropods have hard shells made out of glucose?
ED: No way! You’ve gotta be chitin me!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is being an anteater difficult? Yes, it’s very aard vark.
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