07/25/201809/09/2018 I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
07/06/201808/20/2018 My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading...
05/10/201807/31/2018 I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
04/30/201807/21/2018 Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
04/22/201807/07/2018 I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
04/13/201806/23/2018 The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
04/06/201806/12/2018 I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
03/29/201805/31/2018 How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully! Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
03/14/201805/04/2018 Allahphants are God’s creatures. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading...
03/14/201805/03/2018 Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear! Share this pun (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading...
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