They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
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Parallel barking!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to meat-eating, I enjoy venison, but I absolutely love faundue!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.
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