In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
animals
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
Wherewolves are endangered.
Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.
I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.

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