Since I lost my cat, my life has no purr puss.
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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do pigeons make a lot of noise?
ED: Don’t ask me – I haven’t got a coo!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Never trust a talking cat. It might be lion!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
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