A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.
I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?