There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
Wherewolves are endangered.
Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.
I dreamed I was a pachyderm. I guess it was just elephantasy, and maybe I was trunk, but many a long ear passed by, and I still have the tusky odors from when I got herd pees.