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Puns tagged ‘animals’:

02/10/17

With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.

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01/26/17

Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.

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12/10/16

A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.

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11/20/16

Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.

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09/29/16

Groups of animals should be seen and not herd.

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06/14/16

I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.

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06/07/16

When are amphibians cutest? When they’re toaddlers. They’re cute right from the gecko.

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04/20/16

I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.

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03/23/16

I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.

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03/18/16

What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.

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