I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird!
ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...In the fields, oxen just do their job. They care not for a plow’s.
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