If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
animals
Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
Wherewolves are endangered.
Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.
I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.


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