Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
When my new car drove off itself a cliff, I realized I had bought a lemming.
I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
Which Australian mammal is most devious?
The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
Lots more Puns on Demand requests filled today!
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
Wherewolves are endangered.
Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister