Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
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My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
Deer Valentine: today, let’s have a hart to hart. I’ll spend lots of doe on you, and we can have some fawn.
It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
I went duck hunting in a swamp. What a quackmire!
Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.