Annual bird migrations are hard to predict. They’re in a constant state of flocks.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Putting down a mangy dog requires a lot a cur rage.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Everyone, no matter their station in life, performs genetic mutation experiments with mammals. We all have our cross two bears.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went duck hunting in a swamp. What a quackmire!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
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