Puns tagged ‘animals’:
08/12/17
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/10/17
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/26/17
Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/10/16
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.   (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...11/20/16
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/29/16
Groups of animals should be seen and not herd. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...06/14/16
I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/07/16
When are amphibians cutest? When they’re toaddlers. They’re cute right from the gecko. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/20/16
I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/23/16
I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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