My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
What does Pat Sajak say in a pet store?
“Would you like to buy an owl?”
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
Why are bovines well-behaved in pottery stores?
Because they are likable in a china shop!
NED: Did you know that arthropods have hard shells made out of glucose?
ED: No way! You’ve gotta be chitin me!
Is being an anteater difficult? Yes, it’s very aard vark.