I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...The man with a pair of aborted goats wanted everyone’s sympathy, claiming he had two fetus kids.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why are bovines well-behaved in pottery stores?
Because they are likable in a china shop!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to meat-eating, I enjoy venison, but I absolutely love faundue!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was looking for a place to roost, so I went to the poultry hotel to chick inn. The guy at front desk was a bad egg (he called me a pecker!) but despite his unpheasantness I didn’t fly the coop: after all, it was only hen bok-boks a night. ‘Only hen clucks,’ I thought. I agreed to the feed, and was given free range of the place.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When someone runs over a cat, and it has to be cleaned off the street, who picks up the tabby?
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
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