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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘animals’:

02/10/17

With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.

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01/26/17

Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/10/16

A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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11/20/16

Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/29/16

Groups of animals should be seen and not herd.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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06/14/16

I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.

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06/07/16

When are amphibians cutest? When they’re toaddlers. They’re cute right from the gecko.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/20/16

I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/23/16

I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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03/18/16

What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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