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Puns tagged ‘animals’:

11/20/16

Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.

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09/29/16

Groups of animals should be seen and not herd.

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06/14/16

I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.

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06/07/16

When are amphibians cutest? When they’re toaddlers. They’re cute right from the gecko.

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04/20/16

I could never live in a society run by grizzlies. Way too much bearocracy.

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03/23/16

I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.

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03/18/16

What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.

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02/14/16

Deer Valentine: today, let’s have a hart to hart. I’ll spend lots of doe on you, and we can have some fawn.

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01/14/16

If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”

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12/30/15

A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.

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