They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
When it comes to meat-eating, I enjoy venison, but I absolutely love faundue!
Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.