The study of ponies, aka micro-equine-omics.
Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.
Lobster is Chinese food: you know, chow Maine.
Groups of animals should be seen and not herd.
NED: Did you know that arthropods have hard shells made out of glucose?
ED: No way! You’ve gotta be chitin me!
The animals that most enjoy having no clothes are the amphibians. They like being newt.
Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.