I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
Allahphants are God’s creatures.
Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!