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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘animals’:

10/22/17

Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.

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09/30/17

I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.

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09/29/17

The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.

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09/17/17

My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.

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08/20/17

Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.

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08/12/17

The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.

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02/10/17

With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.

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01/26/17

Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.

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12/10/16

A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.

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11/20/16

Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.

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