Allahphants are God’s creatures.
Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!
Which marsupial fetus has its own email address? The womb@.
An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.