Animal behaviour? Cat calls are a mew sing.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...An illegitimate turkey, aka a bastered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
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