Accusing me of silencing the wolves would be a bays less accusation.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Since I lost my cat, my life has no purr puss.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Elephant tusks make me anxious. I vory.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My dog wrote a novel. Unfortunately, it was terrible. The plot was so arf-fetched.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
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