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So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
The future of farming? Pig Data.
In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.