Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
What’s bigger than a big rat?
A huge-mongoose (and of course, a ginormouse).
They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar.
Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
The talking cockatiel was an expert at parotty.
NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.
New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.