Do manatees tempt sailors?
Which animals have a sense of déjà vu? Herbivores.
The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.
The animals that most enjoy having no clothes are the amphibians. They like being newt.
If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
My dog wrote a novel. Unfortunately, it was terrible. The plot was so arf-fetched.
NED: What’s a river rodent’s favourite TV show?
ED: Leave it to Beaver?
NED: No, Welcome Back Otter!