Since I lost my cat, my life has no purr puss.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.
NED: Do pigeons make a lot of noise?
ED: Don’t ask me – I haven’t got a coo!
I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.
The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
Never trust a talking cat. It might be lion!
The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.