How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
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(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...Which Australian mammal is wise? Wallaby damned, it’s the can gurus.
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(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.
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Iguanos!
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
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