What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
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(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...You’ll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?
He had a Feed-a-puss complex!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When they are born, wee bulls wobble.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Australian mammal is wise? Wallaby damned, it’s the can gurus.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.
(13 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)Loading...what does a bug sound like hitting the windshield?
Bee flat.
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