The future of farming? Pig Data.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
Any species extinction is a genuscide.
Which insects are voyeurs?
Goose turd makes waterfowl.
Puns about alligator stool are a croc of shit.
I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
I left my gorilla in a tow-away zone. For which I ape-haul-ogize.
I was looking for a place to roost, so I went to the poultry hotel to chick inn. The guy at front desk was a bad egg (he called me a pecker!) but despite his unpheasantness I didn’t fly the coop: after all, it was only hen bok-boks a night. ‘Only hen clucks,’ I thought. I agreed to the feed, and was given free range of the place.