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Puns tagged ‘ungulates’:

12/30/15

A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.

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12/17/14

When ungulates are making headlines, must be a slow gnus day.

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07/06/14

Fauns have been accused of taking human/goat hormones.

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12/08/13

Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.

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04/26/12

Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.

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11/13/11

Ungulate perfumes tend to be a gnu scents.

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01/04/11

How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.

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09/14/09

Do the buffalo roam among ungulating hills?

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06/18/06

Pat and Rhain sometimes get desperate. Whenever they make puns about ungulate hoof-cleaners, for example, it’s time for a gnu toe-pick.

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