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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘ungulates’:

12/30/15

A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.

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12/17/14

When ungulates are making headlines, must be a slow gnus day.

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07/06/14

Fauns have been accused of taking human/goat hormones.

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12/08/13

Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.

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04/26/12

Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.

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11/13/11

Ungulate perfumes tend to be a gnu scents.

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01/04/11

How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.

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09/14/09

Do the buffalo roam among ungulating hills?

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06/18/06

Pat and Rhain sometimes get desperate. Whenever they make puns about ungulate hoof-cleaners, for example, it’s time for a gnu toe-pick.

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