Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
When ungulates are making headlines, must be a slow gnus day.
Ungulate perfumes tend to be a gnu scents.
Do the buffalo roam among ungulating hills?
How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
Fauns have been accused of taking human/goat hormones.
A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
Pat and Rhain sometimes get desperate. Whenever they make puns about ungulate hoof-cleaners, for example, it’s time for a gnu toe-pick.