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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘drunkeness’:

04/15/13

Chopped down a tree last night. I musta been halve trunk.

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04/26/12

Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.

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04/14/12

I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.

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