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Puns tagged ‘drunkeness’:

04/15/13

Chopped down a tree last night. I musta been halve trunk.

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04/26/12

Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.

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04/14/12

I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.

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