French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.
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Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!


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