Puns tagged ‘fruit’:
03/04/17
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/01/16
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.  (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/17/15
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/06/15
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/04/15
I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/01/14
Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/10/13
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...03/09/13
Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/15/13
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear? (8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ... |
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