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Puns tagged ‘fruit’:

04/01/16

Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/17/15

If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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12/10/15

Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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05/06/15

Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/04/15

I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/01/14

Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/10/13

Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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03/09/13

Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/15/13

If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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12/31/12

Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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