If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.
A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished