Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.