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If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

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Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.

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Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.

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A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.

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Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

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Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.

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If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

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Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.

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I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished

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