Puns tagged ‘fruit’:
09/06/11
French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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JOURNAL OF APPLED SCIENCE Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a scientific paper, and the titles of such papers are often puns. The topic of the paper is looking at fruit and seeing whether the phylogenetic trees you can construct based on morphological features match the known trees for these fruit. ~Alex, London, UK AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/19/10
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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