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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘fruit’:

03/04/17

Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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04/01/16

Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/17/15

If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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12/10/15

Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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05/06/15

Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/04/15

I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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06/01/14

Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/10/13

Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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03/09/13

Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/15/13

If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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