I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.