Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.
A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.