Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.