06/27/201808/17/2018 A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
03/04/201703/04/2017 Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading...
04/01/201604/01/2016 Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
12/17/2015 If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading...
12/10/201512/10/2015 Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
05/06/201505/06/2015 Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
05/04/201505/04/2015 I picked up a rock, then I realized it was a pomegranate. It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished Share this pun (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading...
06/01/201406/01/2014 Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
04/10/201304/10/2013 Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
03/09/201303/09/2013 Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
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