Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.