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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Iceland’s government somehow manages to be Althings to all people.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.
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