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I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...Iceland’s government somehow manages to be Althings to all people.  (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.  (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder. (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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