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I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
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Iceland’s government somehow manages to be Althings to all people.
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Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
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Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.
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