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04/15/16

I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’

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06/13/15

Iceland’s government somehow manages to be Althings to all people.

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05/17/15

Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

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02/12/12

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.

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