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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘banks’:

05/17/15

Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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05/05/13

I work at a bank. I’m a total cheque magnet.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/22/12

The loan shark quoted a ridiculously extortionate rate. I said, ‘are usurious?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/30/11

The world will never run out of water, according to Wells Fargo.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/29/11

Which bankers put glitter on their testicles?

A: The ones at Gold ManSachs.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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01/26/11

THE SOCIAL NET WORTH

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a report on a credit union, and the theme is Social Networking. I need puns for the title — something about money or social networking or both. The institution’s name is Meridia. Thank you! ~Samantha, Buffalo, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Social Net Worth
  2. Good ship Meridia crashes into a Zuckerberg
  3. The Meridia ['the mere idea'] of it is shocking…
  4. Facebook splits the ATM
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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