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Puns tagged ‘banks’:

05/17/15

Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

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05/05/13

I work at a bank. I’m a total cheque magnet.

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10/22/12

The loan shark quoted a ridiculously extortionate rate. I said, ‘are usurious?

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10/30/11

The world will never run out of water, according to Wells Fargo.

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10/29/11

Which bankers put glitter on their testicles?

A: The ones at Gold ManSachs.

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01/26/11

THE SOCIAL NET WORTH

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a report on a credit union, and the theme is Social Networking. I need puns for the title — something about money or social networking or both. The institution’s name is Meridia. Thank you! ~Samantha, Buffalo, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Social Net Worth
  2. Good ship Meridia crashes into a Zuckerberg
  3. The Meridia ['the mere idea'] of it is shocking…
  4. Facebook splits the ATM
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