Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
Which bankers put glitter on their testicles?
A: The ones at Gold ManSachs.
The world will never run out of water, according to Wells Fargo.
I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.
The loan shark quoted a ridiculously extortionate rate. I said, ‘are usurious?
I work at a bank. I’m a total cheque magnet.
THE SOCIAL NET WORTH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a report on a credit union, and the theme is Social Networking. I need puns for the title — something about money or social networking or both. The institution’s name is Meridia. Thank you! ~Samantha, Buffalo, NY
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Social Net Worth
- Good ship Meridia crashes into a Zuckerberg
- The Meridia [‘the mere idea’] of it is shocking…
- Facebook splits the ATM