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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘banking’:

12/21/16

Ask a banker any question. He will give you fine answers.

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10/05/16

I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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06/30/15

When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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05/24/14

I wanted to start up a bank, so I moved to an island.

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05/05/13

I work at a bank. I’m a total cheque magnet.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/28/12

The hedge-money of the investment bankers is over.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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