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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘bees’:

11/23/17

Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.

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10/05/16

I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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06/12/16

My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.

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03/29/16
I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.
Tout sweet.
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02/23/16

Is it cold in a beehive? No, ‘swarm.

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09/09/15

I gave up honey, if you can bee leave it.

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08/04/14

An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.

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06/01/13

I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.

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03/13/13

I tried some honey. It really was the bee’s sneeze.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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06/27/12

A woman’s encounter with bees can have lass sting consequences.

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