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Puns tagged ‘bees’:

10/05/16

I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.

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06/12/16

My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.

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03/29/16
I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.
Tout sweet.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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02/23/16

Is it cold in a beehive? No, ‘swarm.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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09/09/15

I gave up honey, if you can bee leave it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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08/04/14

An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/01/13

I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/13/13

I tried some honey. It really was the bee’s sneeze.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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06/27/12

A woman’s encounter with bees can have lass sting consequences.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/16/10

Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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