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Puns tagged ‘allergies’:

06/12/16

My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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04/28/14

Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/09/12

I love bread. I’m a gluten for bunishment.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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