Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
Elite hunters can kill pigeons with a bow and arrow in pitch darkness. They do it by studying a coo sticks.
What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
Chicken farmers make a poultry living.
The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.