To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
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(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Elite hunters can kill pigeons with a bow and arrow in pitch darkness. They do it by studying a coo sticks.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Chicken farmers make a poultry living.
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