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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘birds’:

11/03/17

To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!

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08/02/17

What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?

We are not emus.”

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07/24/17

Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?

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07/16/17

What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?

Coos.

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07/13/17

Which bird is most easily embarrassed? A: Hawks. They are just so… hawkward.

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03/31/17

The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts.

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01/07/17

If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.

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01/02/17

In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?

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06/12/16

My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.

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02/15/16

The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.

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