Puns tagged ‘birds’:
08/02/17
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/24/17
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?  (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/16/17
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to? Coos. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...Which bird is most easily embarrassed? A: Hawks. They are just so… hawkward. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/07/17
If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/02/17
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/12/16
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...02/15/16
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/10/15
A goose without feathers is down on its pluck. (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ... |
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