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Puns tagged ‘birds’:

06/12/16

My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.

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02/15/16

The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.

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09/10/15

A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.

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09/03/15

A flightless bird never has soar wings.

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05/17/15

Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

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03/04/15

The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.

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08/06/14

Pigeon puns are pretty coo.

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06/03/14

If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.

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05/05/14

Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.

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03/12/14

For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.

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