Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
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(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
(11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)Loading...To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...Bird populations are never stable; they’re always in flocks.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.
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