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Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.

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What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.

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Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.

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What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?

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Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?

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What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?

Coos.

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Which bird is most easily embarrassed? A: Hawks. They are just so… hawkward.

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The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts.

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If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.

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