Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.
The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.
For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.
Bird populations are never stable; they’re always inĀ flocks.
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
Ducks can be interesting. They have suchĀ aquacktic personalities.