Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
birds
What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.