Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
birds
If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
Elite hunters can kill pigeons with a bow and arrow in pitch darkness. They do it by studying a coo sticks.
What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
Chicken farmers make a poultry living.
The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Coos.