Elite hunters can kill pigeons with a bow and arrow in pitch darkness. They do it by studying a coo sticks.
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
Chicken farmers make a poultry living.
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
The bankrupt birdkeeper ended up in hawk.
The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.