Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
Want an inexpensive pet? Birds are cheeper.
I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.
I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.‘