Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Want an inexpensive pet? Birds are cheeper.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.
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