For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.
birds
Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
Too many talking parrots: pollyyammery.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.