Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A flightless bird never has soar wings.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
(11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)Loading...To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
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