Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
birds
When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon.
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Coos.
Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
Elite hunters can kill pigeons with a bow and arrow in pitch darkness. They do it by studying a coo sticks.
Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
Chicken farmers make a poultry living.


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