Elite hunters can kill pigeons with a bow and arrow in pitch darkness. They do it by studying a coo sticks.
birds
Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
Chicken farmers make a poultry living.
What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.
I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.‘
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?

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