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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘birds’:

03/31/17

The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts.

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01/07/17

If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.

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01/02/17

In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?

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06/12/16

My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.

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02/15/16

The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.

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09/10/15

A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.

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09/03/15

A flightless bird never has soar wings.

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05/17/15

Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

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03/04/15

The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.

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08/06/14

Pigeon puns are pretty coo.

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