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To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.

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Bird populations are never stable; they’re always in flocks.

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Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.

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What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.

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When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.

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Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.

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Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?

He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!

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Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.

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Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.

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Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.

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