Bird populations are never stable; they’re always in flocks.
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Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.
What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.
Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.