My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The bankrupt birdkeeper ended up in hawk.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
(11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)Loading...Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
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