Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
Want an inexpensive pet? Birds are cheeper.
I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.