Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
birds
Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon.
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Coos.
Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
Elite hunters can kill pigeons with a bow and arrow in pitch darkness. They do it by studying a coo sticks.
Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.


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