What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
birds
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.