Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.
I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.‘
A flightless bird never has soar wings.
A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.
Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.
Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?
Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!