Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
A flightless bird never has soar wings.
Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.
The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.