Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Which bird is most easily embarrassed? A: Hawks. They are just so… hawkward.
The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts.