To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
Bird populations are never stable; they’re always in flocks.
Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.
What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.
Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.