Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.
birds
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
Which bird is most easily embarrassed? A: Hawks. They are just so… hawkward.
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts.
If a bird wants your food, beak alm.

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