What’s the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.
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(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...As a graphic designer on social media, I’m eager to share my GIFs with the world.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I hate Twitter. It’s so meme-spirited.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
- CherSnowbyl
- Apocalypse Snow
- Snowsama bin Laden
- snOMG
- Snowtorious BIG
- Blizzy Smalls
- Queen EBlizzardbeth
- SuperSnowva
- Snovacaine
- Snow J
- Snowlocaust
- Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
- Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
- Snow Country for Old Men
- Great Squall of China
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...None of my tweets go viral. It’s like that ’80s movie, The Never-Trending Story.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Best of #KennethColeTweets by @pungents:
- Send those old clothes to the gulag. Dressing well shouldn’t take a 5-Year Plan.
- Black Plague Friday Sale! Ladies, your BUBOS will never look better.
- If our new line of Boleyn shoes doesn’t go viral — our heads are gonna roll.
- Enron, not walk to check our new executive menswear.
- Our Cambodian outlets are piled with high skull collections.
- Into the Spanish look? Make an Inquisition at the desk – we will forcefully convert you!
- We got Tutsis in Suitsies – everybody’s gonna Rwanda one!
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