Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:

  • CherSnowbyl
  • Apocalypse Snow
  • Snowsama bin Laden
  • snOMG
  • Snowtorious BIG
  • Blizzy Smalls
  • Queen EBlizzardbeth
  • SuperSnowva
  • Snovacaine
  • Snow J
  • Snowlocaust
  • Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
  • Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
  • Snow Country for Old Men
  • Great Squall of China

*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals

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Best of #KennethColeTweets by @pungents:

  1. Send those old clothes to the gulag. Dressing well shouldn’t take a 5-Year Plan.
  2. Black Plague Friday Sale! Ladies, your BUBOS will never look better.
  3. If our new line of Boleyn shoes doesn’t go viral — our heads are gonna roll.
  4. Enron, not walk to check our new executive menswear.
  5. Our Cambodian outlets are piled with high skull collections.
  6. Into the Spanish look? Make an Inquisition at the desk – we will forcefully convert you!
  7. We got Tutsis in Suitsies – everybody’s gonna Rwanda one!
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