The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
People on social media are so selfish. It’s always meme meme meme.
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.
Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.
What’s the most influential website among amphibians? Rebbit.
For Internet cynics, we are all just surfs in a new futile system.
Dear Pun Gents,
I need a really clever name for my wifi network. If it helps, GW lives down the street from me. That’s all I got. Oh! I’ve read all the “top wifi names” articles, so please be original. Please be my funny! ~Erin, Dallas, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Wified when you can cuddle
- Cuz I got Wi, cuz I got Fi
- I GET WEP
- Enter assward
- Enter pa’s wart
- Neithernet Port
- Do the DNSty
- MMMbps, ba duba dop
- Webbins of Mass Distraction
- Surfin’ Turf
- If you’re IP and you know it – enter pass.
- Keep it on the download
- You can use my wifi if I can suck the air out of your nose. [not a pun]
Today’s pun will be dirty. Because we don’t believe in SOPA.
Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.