The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
Write a blog? I’m not a post to that.
People on social media are so selfish. It’s always meme meme meme.
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.
Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.
What’s the most influential website among amphibians? Rebbit.
For Internet cynics, we are all just surfs in a new futile system.
Dear Pun Gents,
I need a really clever name for my wifi network. If it helps, GW lives down the street from me. That’s all I got. Oh! I’ve read all the “top wifi names” articles, so please be original. Please be my funny! ~Erin, Dallas, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Wified when you can cuddle
- Cuz I got Wi, cuz I got Fi
- I GET WEP
- Enter assward
- Enter pa’s wart
- Neithernet Port
- Do the DNSty
- MMMbps, ba duba dop
- Webbins of Mass Distraction
- Surfin’ Turf
- If you’re IP and you know it – enter pass.
- Keep it on the download
- You can use my wifi if I can suck the air out of your nose. [not a pun]
Today’s pun will be dirty. Because we don’t believe in SOPA.