There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.
The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
Who was the fattest Corleone? Freight-o.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.
Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.