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Puns tagged ‘fat jokes’:

04/22/17

How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.

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03/08/17

I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.

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02/19/17

The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.

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02/21/16

The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.

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12/13/15

Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler¬†to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.

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06/14/15

If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.

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04/16/15

I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.

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05/11/14

Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

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11/20/13

Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford

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06/26/13

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

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