My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Wide men can’t jump.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.
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