The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
Who was the fattest Corleone? Freight-o.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.
Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.