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Puns tagged ‘fat jokes’:

11/20/13

Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford

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06/26/13

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

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02/24/13

There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.

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11/05/12

Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello.

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10/23/10

Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.

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08/09/10

There was a fat man who spoke in riddles. Talking to him was like entering a flabyrinth.

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03/04/10

The best part of befriending an obese celebrity? Unfattered assess!

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12/29/09

Wide men can’t jump.

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09/11/08

My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.

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12/10/05

Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?

Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.

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