Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford
My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.
I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.