There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.
fat jokes
I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.
There was a fat man who spoke in riddles. Talking to him was like entering a flabyrinth.
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford