Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford
My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
There was a fat man who spoke in riddles. Talking to him was like entering a flabyrinth.
The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.
I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.
What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.
The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.