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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘fat jokes’:

05/13/17

Who was the fattest Corleone? Freight-o.

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04/22/17

How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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03/08/17

I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.

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02/19/17

The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.

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02/21/16

The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.

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12/13/15

Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler¬†to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
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06/14/15

If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/16/15

I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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05/11/14

Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/20/13

Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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