Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Who was the fattest Corleone? Freight-o.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
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