Puns tagged ‘fat jokes’:
05/13/17
Who was the fattest Corleone? Freight-o.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/22/17
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.  (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.  (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/21/16
The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/13/15
Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal. (5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5) Loading ...06/14/15
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/16/15
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs. (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/20/13
Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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