05/13/201705/13/2017 Who was the fattest Corleone? Freight-o. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
04/22/201704/22/2017 How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading...
03/08/201703/08/2017 I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
02/19/201702/19/2017 The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading...
02/21/201602/22/2016 The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
12/13/201512/13/2015 Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal. Share this pun (5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5) Loading...
06/14/201506/14/2015 If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
04/16/201504/16/2015 I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
05/11/201405/13/2014 Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
11/20/201311/20/2013 Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford Share this pun (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading...
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