Puns tagged ‘fat jokes’:
10/23/10
Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.
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There was a fat man who spoke in riddles. Talking to him was like entering a flabyrinth.
The best part of befriending an obese celebrity? Unfattered assess!
My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.