Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a fat man who spoke in riddles. Talking to him was like entering a flabyrinth.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
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