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Puns tagged ‘fat jokes’:

10/23/10

Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.

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08/09/10

There was a fat man who spoke in riddles. Talking to him was like entering a flabyrinth.

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03/04/10

The best part of befriending an obese celebrity? Unfattered assess!

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12/29/09

Wide men can’t jump.

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09/11/08

My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.

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12/10/05

Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?

Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.

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01/12/05

What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?

A pauncho.

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