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Puns tagged ‘fat jokes’:

02/21/16

The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.

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12/13/15

Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.

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06/14/15

If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.

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04/16/15

I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.

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05/11/14

Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

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11/20/13

Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford

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06/26/13

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

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02/24/13

There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.

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11/05/12

Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello.

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10/23/10

Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.

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