Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.