Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
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Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
The former Wimbledon star only spoke of life in the past tennis.
LADY CHATTERLEY’S LOBBERS
Dear Pun Gents, we need creative names for two south Texas ladies tennis teams. Tournament is January in San Antonio, so we need hot names for a cold-weather tournament. ~Beth, San Antonio, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Alamommas
- The Antonio Bandieras
- It Tex Two
- Gringers
- Some Like it Swat
- Forehandplay
- Quality Service
- Unforced Arias
- Looks are Deuceiving
- Straight Ace
- Tough Love
- Ten-is Pretty Cold
- The Baseline Temperatures
- We Love -40 Below (Love-40)
- The Racquettes
- Lady Chatterley’s Lobbers
- No Sets on the Beach
DEUCE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
Dear Pun Gents, help! We need a clever new name for our ladies seniors 4.0 USTA tennis team. We play at an indoor facility called Sound Shore Tennis. Thanks! ~Carol, Rye, NY
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Court Chesters [for Sound Shore in Port Chester NY]
- Unforced Heiress
- Top Seed Turvy
- Line Judge Judies
- Shore Things
- Groundmothers
- Gram Slams
- Baby Got Backswing
- Serve me a Double
LINDSAY DAVENPORTMANTEAU
Dear Pun Gents, I need a unique and clever tennis team name; can’t be too dirty minded. We are fun and enjoy our cocktails. 🙂 ~Misty, Keller, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Teamsters Racquet
- Martini Dringis
- No Speakah de Hingis
- Night Capriatis
- Dimentieval on Your Ass
- The Serenavenusians
- Lobby Williams
- We Drop Shots
- Full Service
- The Backhanded Complements
- Glam Slams
- Womenbledon
- Lobstoppers
- Aceholes
THE INCREDIBLE HULL-UK
Dear Pun Gents, we are a tennis team from Hull in the United Kingdom and need a pun about tennis for a t-shirt, the ruder the better. Please help, anything will do! ~Jon, Hull, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Go to Hull
- Welcome to hull. You’re ship out of luck.
- Many more tennis pun requests here.
40 LOVE-MADS
Dear Pun Gents, we’re a women’s tennis team in Madison. A play on “Madtown” or “mad” would be helpful. Most of us are over 40. ~Susan, Madison, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Mad-dames [French]
- Tennisisters
- The Racquettes
- The Mad-ri-gals
- Madisinners
- Madopause
- Madwesterners
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