Anyone crossing the Lone Star State on foot surely Texas time.
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Where are the worst hotels? A: Texas, the lone star state.
LADY CHATTERLEY’S LOBBERS
Dear Pun Gents, we need creative names for two south Texas ladies tennis teams. Tournament is January in San Antonio, so we need hot names for a cold-weather tournament. ~Beth, San Antonio, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Alamommas
- The Antonio Bandieras
- It Tex Two
- Gringers
- Some Like it Swat
- Forehandplay
- Quality Service
- Unforced Arias
- Looks are Deuceiving
- Straight Ace
- Tough Love
- Ten-is Pretty Cold
- The Baseline Temperatures
- We Love -40 Below (Love-40)
- The Racquettes
- Lady Chatterley’s Lobbers
- No Sets on the Beach