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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘walking’:

02/24/17

Anyone crossing the Lone Star State on foot surely Texas time.

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06/30/13

GAIT PRIDE

Dear Pun Gents,
We need a name for our walking team: something clever but nothing overly dirty as it is for work. We work in an appliance store so something appliance-related would be awesome. We are four women doing a 12-week challenge to see how many steps we can walk. ~Hayley

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Walking Machines
  2. Pedomasochism
  3. Footbelles
  4. Callous Toll Free [Call us Toll Free]
  5. When the Going Gets Stove, The Stove Get Going
  6. 12-week Step Program
  7. Amble Opportunity
  8. Gait Pride Parade
  9. Toaster Toes
  10. The Debitantes
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