Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.
My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
Airbnbing in a small vacation town is dangerous. You may run into some village-rent people.
I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of more no-bull pursuits.
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.