My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.
Want to take a walking tour in Egypt? Better consult a Cairopodist.
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.