The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.
Want to take a walking tour in Egypt? Better consult a Cairopodist.
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.
My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“