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Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.

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Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.

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Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”

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How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.

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In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?

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My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“

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The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.

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If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.

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I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.

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Want to take a walking tour in Egypt? Better consult a Cairopodist.

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