I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
water
I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.
Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”
Las Vegas is so dry. They should call it the No’wada desert.
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”