I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
Loading... (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...water
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s wrong with tap water? Bottled water is an unnecessary aqua-sition.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...