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My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a mist stopper tunity.

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Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.

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I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.

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Learning to swim is worth the wade.

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Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.

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I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?

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Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”

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Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.

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To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.

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Las Vegas is so dry. They should call it the No’wada desert.

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