I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
Las Vegas is so dry. They should call it the No’wada desert.
Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”
Dear Pun Gents,
My husband and I are thinking about starting a business and I’m hoping you can help us with a name.
We’re looking at being a paddle sports outfitter. Thinking canoes, kayaks and paddle board rental and guide service. Looking to do fishing as well. We also want to offer services in the winter like ice fishing, ice skating and snowshoeing.
We’re located in northern Minnesota in a smaller town, Bemidji. We’re known for our gigantic Paul and Babe statues and for being ‘the first city on the Mississippi River’. Our place is located on Lake Irving and on the Mississippi.
We’ve also thought about offering courses like an ‘outdoor school’
Thanks, so much, in advance!
~Tonya, Bemidji, MN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Either Oar
- Out and Fit
- Take a Kayak [Take a hike]
- Boat and Sold
- Paddle Springs Outfitters
- Minnie Miss Outfitters
- Go with the Float
- Where the Mississippi Floats
- Buoy Meets Miss (or Buoy Meets Babe)
- Babe’s Buoy
- Swing and a Miss Outfitters
- Go with the Flow
The Brita-ish love filtered water.
Learning to swim is worth the wade.
Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?