Puns tagged ‘water’:
09/18/16
Las Vegas is so dry. They should call it the No’wada desert.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/11/16
Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/19/16
EITHER OAR Dear Pun Gents, My husband and I are thinking about starting a business and I’m hoping you can help us with a name. We’re looking at being a paddle sports outfitter. Thinking canoes, kayaks and paddle board rental and guide service. Looking to do fishing as well. We also want to offer services in the winter like ice fishing, ice skating and snowshoeing. We’re located in northern Minnesota in a smaller town, Bemidji. We’re known for our gigantic Paul and Babe statues and for being ‘the first city on the Mississippi River’. Our place is located on Lake Irving and on the Mississippi. We’ve also thought about offering courses like an ‘outdoor school’ Ideas? Thanks, so much, in advance! ~Tonya, Bemidji, MN AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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The Brita-ish love filtered water. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/06/15
Learning to swim is worth the wade. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/29/15
Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls? (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/21/15
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/15/15
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/07/14
Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/02/14
Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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