I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
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(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Brita-ish love filtered water.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I rent rowboats: I’m from new oar liens.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Las Vegas is so dry. They should call it the No’wada desert.
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