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Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.

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Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.

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Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?

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To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.

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I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.

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I thought you were lost in a fog. But I was mist taken.

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What’s wrong with tap water? Bottled water is an unnecessary aqua-sition.

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I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.

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If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast.

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I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’

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