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You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”

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Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS

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Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.

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Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.

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Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?

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My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a mist stopper tunity.

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Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.

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I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.

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Learning to swim is worth the wade.

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Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.

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