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I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I thought you were lost in a fog. But I was mist taken.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

What’s wrong with tap water? Bottled water is an unnecessary aqua-sition.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I drink a lot, on Thursdays.

(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)