Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Learning to swim is worth the wade.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Las Vegas is so dry. They should call it the No’wada desert.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”
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