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My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a mist stopper tunity.

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Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”

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Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.

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Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.

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Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”

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Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.

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Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.

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Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?

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To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.

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I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.

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