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What’s wrong with tap water? Bottled water is an unnecessary aqua-sition.

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I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.

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If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast.

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I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’

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I drink a lot, on Thursdays.

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I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?

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The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.

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I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.

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Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.

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Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”

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