What’s wrong with tap water? Bottled water is an unnecessary aqua-sition.
I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.
If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast.
I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.
Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”