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I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.

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Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.

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Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”

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Las Vegas is so dry. They should call it the No’wada desert.

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Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam

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You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”

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Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS

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Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.

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Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.

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Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?

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