I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.
Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”
Las Vegas is so dry. They should call it the No’wada desert.
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?