Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.
Learning to swim is worth the wade.
My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a mist stopper tunity.
Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”
Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.