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Puns tagged ‘childbirth’:

03/14/16

Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.

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01/07/16

Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.

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07/23/14

I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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07/02/14

Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.

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05/20/13

Childbirth is a broodal experience.

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06/16/11

Birthquake: a woman going into labour.

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02/06/06

Do most women wanna get pregnant?

Ovulously.

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01/31/06

Why must fraternal twins have separate fathers?

Because – it’s a case of polygamete.

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