Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
Birthquake: a woman going into labour.
Why must fraternal twins have separate fathers?
Because – it’s a case of polygamete.
I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.
Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.
Do most women wanna get pregnant?
Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
Childbirth is a broodal experience.