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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘childbirth’:

03/14/16

Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.

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01/07/16

Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.

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07/23/14

I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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07/02/14

Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.

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05/20/13

Childbirth is a broodal experience.

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06/16/11

Birthquake: a woman going into labour.

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02/06/06

Do most women wanna get pregnant?

Ovulously.

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01/31/06

Why must fraternal twins have separate fathers?

Because – it’s a case of polygamete.

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