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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘insanity’:

01/07/16

Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.

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09/18/14

Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.

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10/25/13

If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!

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04/21/13

Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.

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09/30/12

I enjoy losing my mind, fun dementially. [Speaking of which, government cheese subsidies are fund emmenthal policy]

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05/07/12

Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.

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