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Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
| Topic: animals, cows, food and drink, insanity, raisins | COMMENT »
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
| Topic: bible, dehydration, easter, holidays, Jesus, raisins, religion | 1 COMMENT »
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