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Puns tagged ‘raisins’:

04/21/13

Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.

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03/31/13

After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’

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