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You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.

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I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘

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Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.

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As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.

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Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o’ bisquik.

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The birth-control pill is no guarantee against pregnancy—there are a lot of missed conceptions about that.

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When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.

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Was everyone on drugs during the Stoneage?

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Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.

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