Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
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Loading...The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pharmaceuticals is a vial industry.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
(19 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)Loading...The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
Check out Pat’s performance at the 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off:
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