Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?
Many people smoke marijuana who grow op in Canada.
Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.
My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.