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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘drugs’:

05/08/17

Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.

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04/25/17

The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/20/17

When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/16/17

When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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01/10/17
I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/22/16

Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/04/15

If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.

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04/18/15

It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/21/14

The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.

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08/03/14

Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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