Was everyone on drugs during the Stoneage?
Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.
Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?
Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.