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I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.

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‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.

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In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.

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Many people smoke marijuana who grow op in Canada.

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If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.

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The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.

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My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.

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Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.

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There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.

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Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.

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