When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Umpires eject anyone who gives heroin to an itchy bloodsucker – because it’s flea spikes and yer out!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...First step of Cokeaholics Anonymous: admit there is a Higher Powder.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?
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