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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o’ bisquik.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The birth-control pill is no guarantee against pregnancy—there are a lot of missed conceptions about that.
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