What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
(19 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)Loading...The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
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Check out Pat’s performance at the 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off:
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
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