Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:

After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.

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As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.

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There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!

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Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?

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