Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.
Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
Breaking (Wind) News!
Check out Pat’s performance at the 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off:
When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.