Puns tagged ‘drugs’:
08/19/17
Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/15/17
I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/20/17
Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.  (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/08/17
Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/25/17
The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/20/17
When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/16/17
When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.  (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...01/10/17
I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
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Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/04/15
If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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