Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?
drugs
Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!
What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.
Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?
That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
Pharmaceuticals is a vial industry.
My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.