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Puns tagged ‘drugs’:

02/22/16

Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.

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06/04/15

If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.

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04/18/15

It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.

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11/21/14

The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.

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08/03/14

Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?

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07/21/14

Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?

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07/04/14

When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!

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05/20/14

‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky. 

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04/01/14

Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.

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02/20/14

Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.

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