How do advertisers boost sales of Gravol?
They tell customers to take it at nauseum.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
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Check out Pat’s performance at the 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off:
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
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