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Puns tagged ‘drugs’:

02/20/17

When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.

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01/16/17

When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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01/10/17
I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
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02/22/16

Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.

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06/04/15

If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.

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04/18/15

It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.

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11/21/14

The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.

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08/03/14

Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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07/21/14

Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?

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07/04/14

When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!

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