If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.
I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
1970s partygoers enjoyed a high Quaalude of life.
Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.
I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.