‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
Many people smoke marijuana who grow op in Canada.
If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.