Religious suicide bombers? Some of these wacky terrorists have been smoking the koranic.
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Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o’ bisquik.
As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?
Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!
What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.
Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?