I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusingĀ far mo’ suiticals.
drugs
NED: Eating yogurt gives me pornographic hallucinations.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah. I think it’s the acidophallus.
Religious suicide bombers? Some of these wacky terrorists have been smoking the koranic.
Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o’ bisquik.
As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?
Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!