Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.
If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.