I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.
grandmothers
My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.
Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.