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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘grandmothers’:

12/16/15

If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.

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09/01/15

My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.

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08/09/14

I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.

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04/04/14

Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.

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07/13/12

Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.

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