I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.
old people
Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
What should you feed your demented, senile grandmother?
Gram crackers.
If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.