Puns tagged ‘old people’:
03/28/17
I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/14/17
Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.  (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/06/17
Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/08/16
The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/16/15
If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/15/14
Oxygenarians have trouble breathing. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/11/13
Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/13/12
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/30/11
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.  (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...09/27/10
Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?” (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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