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What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.

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Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.

(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)

The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.

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Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.

(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.

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Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.

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I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

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Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.

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Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.

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