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The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.

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How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?

Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.

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The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.

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Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.

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I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

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Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.

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Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.

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If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.

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Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.

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Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.

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