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Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.

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I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

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Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.

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Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.

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The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.

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If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.

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Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.

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Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.

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Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.

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Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”

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