I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
(24 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)Loading...Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What should you feed your demented, senile grandmother?
Gram crackers.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
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