Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.
Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.
The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”