If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
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