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Puns tagged ‘old people’:

07/15/14

Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.

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02/11/13

Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.

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07/13/12

Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.

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06/30/11

Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.

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09/27/10

Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”

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04/19/10

I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.

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02/02/10

OLD FOLKS ROAM

Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Geri’s Kids
  2. Grandmarathon
  3. Long Distaunts
  4. Last Legs
  5. Runs In Stockings
  6. Speedomestics
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01/24/09

Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.

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12/22/08

The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.

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09/27/08

The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.

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