Puns tagged ‘old people’:
07/15/14
Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
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Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/13/12
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/30/11
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/27/10
Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?” (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/19/10
I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/02/10
OLD FOLKS ROAM Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“ (23 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5) Loading ...12/22/08
The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick. (6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/27/08
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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