Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
(24 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)Loading...What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
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