Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.
I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.
Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.
I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.