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Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.

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I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.

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Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.

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I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

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Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.

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Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.

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Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.

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Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?

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Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.

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The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.

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