The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
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