Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.
Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
What do you call an old man on Viagra?
Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.