Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.
I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.