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Puns tagged ‘old people’:

03/28/17

I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

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01/14/17

Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.

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01/06/17

Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.

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03/08/16

The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.

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12/16/15

If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.

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07/15/14

Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.

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02/11/13

Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.

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07/13/12

Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.

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06/30/11

Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.

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09/27/10

Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”

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