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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘old people’:

03/28/17

I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/14/17

Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/06/17

Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/08/16

The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/16/15

If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.

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07/15/14

Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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02/11/13

Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/13/12

Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/30/11

Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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09/27/10

Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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