If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.
Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.
Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.