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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘swimming’:

09/06/15

Learning to swim is worth the wade.

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07/19/15

When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.

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09/03/14

If when swimming you see a lone shark, pay interest.

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07/07/14

Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.

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12/20/13

Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.

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07/20/13

When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!

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02/11/13

Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.

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06/20/11

I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.

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