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Puns tagged ‘swimming’:

09/06/15

Learning to swim is worth the wade.

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07/19/15

When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.

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09/03/14

If when swimming you see a lone shark, pay interest.

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07/07/14

Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.

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12/20/13

Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.

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07/20/13

When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!

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02/11/13

Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.

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06/20/11

I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.

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