I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.
Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.