Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
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