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Puns tagged ‘opera’:

07/07/14

Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.

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05/25/13

Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.

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01/13/05

Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?

Because she wanted to sing an area.

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