I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.
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