Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.
The fact that low-income people can’t afford to buy art is simply poor-no-graphic.
As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.
Was Picasso into wedgies?
Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!