Gaugin often repeated himself.
Do down and out actors end up on skit row?
Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
ED: Do you like this abstract painting?
NED: No. Modern art makes me want to regurgiTate.
NED: Yeah, it Turners my stomach.
ED: Oh my.
NED: If you’ll excuse me – now I have to get up Van Gogh to the bathroom!
Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.
The fact that low-income people can’t afford to buy art is simply poor-no-graphic.