The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Gaugin often repeated himself.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do down and out actors end up on skit row?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...ED: Do you like this abstract painting?
NED: No. Modern art makes me want to regurgiTate.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, it Turners my stomach.
ED: Oh my.
NED: If you’ll excuse me – now I have to get up Van Gogh to the bathroom!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
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