When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt for ballet parking?
Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”
Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!
The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.
Gaugin often repeated himself.
Do down and out actors end up on skit row?
Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.