If Monet avoided both situps and jogging, would that make him an abs/track repressionist?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt for ballet parking?
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!
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