The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.
the arts
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
Do down and out actors end up on skit row?
If Monet avoided both situps and jogging, would that make him an abs/track repressionist?
I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.
As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt for ballet parking?