As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt for ballet parking?
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Gaugin often repeated himself.
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