If Monet avoided both situps and jogging, would that make him an abs/track repressionist?
the arts
Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
The world’s largest rodent-carving is absolutely hew-mongoose.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
The theatre company caused a stir when it put on a play in an STD clinic. The ensemble was accused of acting in a rash manor.
Do down and out actors end up on skit row?
I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.