When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt for ballet parking?
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Gaugin often repeated himself.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...ED: Do you like this abstract painting?
NED: No. Modern art makes me want to regurgiTate.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, it Turners my stomach.
ED: Oh my.
NED: If you’ll excuse me – now I have to get up Van Gogh to the bathroom!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
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