I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
Anyone who steals a train has a loco motive.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.