Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
Loading...

NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
Loading...

My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.

As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)
Loading...