The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the Bart-ender.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
(7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)Loading...If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I stole a ladder. I know–It was a rung thing to do.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear that the Mafia is trying to lose its tough-guy image?
In fact – they’re now calling it Sissily!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
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