I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It’s a slippery slop.
I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.
Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’