The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
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Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.
The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That’s what happens with organized crime.
Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction.
Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality.
I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.