A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.

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When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction.

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Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:

After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.

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Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business.  As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.

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