Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
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