Anyone who steals a train has a loco motive.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Arsonists are blazey people.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
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