Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.
There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.
Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.
They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.
When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.
How does the arsenic killer justify himself?
“Hey – I’m not such a bad poison.”
How does the Asian mafia recruit new members?
They Tri ads.
NED: I’d like to form a lynch mob.
ED: I dunno, that’s pretty extreme.
NED: Just think of the posse abilities…
I set fire to a talk show host. I was charged with Arsenio.