The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
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The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.
Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.
There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.
What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.
How does the Asian mafia recruit new members?
They Tri ads.
When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.


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