Puns tagged ‘crime’:
06/02/14
When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.
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When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/22/14
I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/03/14
I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/16/14
Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/09/14
The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/03/14
Setting fire to a cemetery is an act of tomb fuellery. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/01/14
You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/17/13
The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...02/06/13
If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma. (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ... |
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