Puns tagged ‘crime’:
08/08/17
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/04/17
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/26/17
Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It’s a slippery slop. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/06/17
I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.  (6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/02/17
Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...02/28/17
My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone. As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits. (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/17/17
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/07/17
Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/07/16
The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’ (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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