My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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Hear about the businessman turned serial killer?

He was obsessed with stalk options!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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