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Puns tagged ‘crime’:

12/29/14

My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.

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12/23/14

Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality.

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10/21/14

Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.

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06/02/14

When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.

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05/30/14

When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.

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05/22/14

I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.

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05/03/14

I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.

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04/16/14

Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.

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04/09/14

The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.

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04/03/14

Setting fire to a cemetery is an act of tomb fuellery.

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