When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction.
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Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality.
I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
Is the winner of a pancake-eating contest a serial crepist?
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.
Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It’s a slippery slop.
I am paranoid about pickpockets. I have nervous of steal.
How does the Asian mafia recruit new members?
They Tri ads.