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Puns tagged ‘crime’:

06/02/14

When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.

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05/30/14

When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.

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05/22/14

I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.

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05/03/14

I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.

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04/16/14

Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.

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04/09/14

The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.

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04/03/14

Setting fire to a cemetery is an act of tomb fuellery.

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01/01/14

You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.

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05/17/13

The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.

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02/06/13

If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.

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