It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.