The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.
Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.
Setting fire to a cemetery is an act of tomb fuellery.
Peer pressure is rife within motorcycle gangs. The problem is everywhere. Really, it’s ‘u-bike-wit’-us’!
Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.