Anyone who steals a train has a loco motive.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.
I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.
Arsonists are blazey people.
Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.
Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.