Puns tagged ‘crime’:
12/29/14
My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
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Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/21/14
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/02/14
When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/30/14
When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/22/14
I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/03/14
I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/16/14
Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/09/14
The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/03/14
Setting fire to a cemetery is an act of tomb fuellery. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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(4.92 out of 5)