When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits?
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Going to jail is quite the bar gain.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
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