Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.
I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.
Arsonists are blazey people.
Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.
Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
Mafiosos who mock their friends are apt to dis a peer.
My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.