11/19/201811/20/2018 I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
10/05/201810/28/2018 Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
07/09/201808/25/2018 In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
04/24/201807/15/2018 A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
04/13/201806/23/2018 The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading...
04/10/201806/20/2018 Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
08/04/201708/04/2017 So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
06/26/201706/26/2017 Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It’s a slippery slop. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
03/06/201703/06/2017 I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated. Share this pun (7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5) Loading...
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