I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
(14 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)Loading...Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who steals a train has a loco motive.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
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