It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Convicted murderers don’t cry. They lacriminal glands.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
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