It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...How does the Asian mafia recruit new members?
They Tri ads.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
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