I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
Cleaning mud can lead to a life of grime. It’s a slippery slop.
I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.