So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the woman who wore a toupee in place of a bra? She was involved in a major rug bust.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
(8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I set fire to a talk show host. I was charged with Arsenio.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
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