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Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.

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I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.

(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)

Arsonists are blazey people.

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Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.

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Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.

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Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.

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The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.

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When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”

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Mafiosos who mock their friends are apt to dis a peer.

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My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.

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