Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.
crime
Spraypaint on a wall goes against my mural code.
How do you execute a king? Royal him alive.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
Setting fire to a cemetery is an act of tomb fuellery.
The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.
Hear about the businessman turned serial killer?
He was obsessed with stalk options!