The Spearmint Killer held his victims at gumpoint. He threatened to blow everything up.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A time-traveler was arrested. His defence: he was temporally insane.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The boat maker was taken hostage, and held for transom.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.
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