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Puns tagged ‘crime’:

01/09/16

Arsonists are blazey people.

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12/01/15

The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.

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09/11/15

Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.

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12/29/14

My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.

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12/23/14

Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality.

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10/21/14

Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.

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06/02/14

When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.

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05/30/14

When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.

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05/22/14

I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.

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05/03/14

I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.

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