Puns tagged ‘crime’:
I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
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The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/09/16
Arsonists are blazey people. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/01/15
The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/11/15
Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.   (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/29/14
My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/23/14
Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/21/14
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/02/14
When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/30/14
When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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