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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘crime’:

03/06/17

I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.

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03/02/17

Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.

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02/28/17

My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.

As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.

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02/17/17

Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.

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02/07/17

Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.

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12/07/16

The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.

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04/15/16

I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’

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02/21/16

The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.

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01/09/16

Arsonists are blazey people.

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12/01/15

The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.

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