All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
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Which terrorist is a dangerous pedophile?
Been laddin’.
If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.
When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.
If Vanna White committed murder, would her M.O. be disemvoweling?
When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.
The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.