Hear about the businessman turned serial killer?
He was obsessed with stalk options!
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Going to jail is quite the bar gain.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Someone stole my Swedish car: it’s a real Saab story. I don’t mean to get emotional; I guess I’m too inVolvo’ed. Heck I’ve even considered going scuba diving, to see if it’s buried underwater – but I’m afraid of getting the Benz. I know, it’s my own fault; I really should be driving a Mazda Me-oughta, especially after the hos had blown on my loaner, a Poontiac. GM cars really make me Buick. (As for British imports – get Bentley!)
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...People don’t like handgun violence, but I say give piece a chance.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Prison novels have their prose and cons.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Spraypaint on a wall goes against my mural code.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
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