For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!
crime
If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
Hear that the Mafia is trying to lose its tough-guy image?
In fact – they’re now calling it Sissily!
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
Arsonists are blazey people.
The boat maker was taken hostage, and held for transom.
Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
It takes a certain type to commit infonticide.
Mafiosos who mock their friends are apt to dis a peer.