Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
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(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That’s what happens with organized crime.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
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