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Puns tagged ‘crime’:

04/15/16

I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’

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02/21/16

The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.

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01/09/16

Arsonists are blazey people.

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12/01/15

The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.

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09/11/15

Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.

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12/29/14

My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.

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12/23/14

Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality.

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10/21/14

Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.

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06/02/14

When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.

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05/30/14

When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.

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