After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.”
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Loading...Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A:Â Reese, Witherspoon.
(7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)Loading...You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
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