Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...How does the Asian mafia recruit new members?
They Tri ads.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
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