What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
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Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name for a four-person walking team participating in a month-long, 10,000 step a day challenge to raise awareness for people with disabilities. It needs to be business appropriate. The team consists of four females (two of which are my daughters). Thank you in advance! ~Shannon, Groton
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Active Quads
- The Gamma Quad Run
- The Women Combination
- The Four Ambulators
- Four Ward Motion
- The Fours of Nature
- The Kilo Grandmas
- Steppanyaki [Teppanyaki]
- Steppenwolves
- Walk on the Mile Side
- Never Admit De Feet
- Sole Women
- Sole Music
- A Motional IQ
- Pedomasochism
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Dear Pun Gents,
Help! I feel stuck – My business partner and I are looking for a fun and memorable business name. We are a fitness holiday business targeting people (mainly men) who want to transform their physiques by building muscle and have been frustrated with their progress so far. The retreats will be held in luxury villas in Asian holiday locations (starting with Bali). People learn through experiencing 3 or 5 days of intensive assessment, training, learning about fitness, nutrition etc. At the same time people get some time off to relax in a tropical paradise in a luxury villa and experience some local sights. ~Saxon, Singapore
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Trop and Give Me 20
- Big Lux [Big Lugs]
- Press Your Lux
- Villagym
- The Vacation Train
- Traincation
- Full Body Vacation
- The First Resort
- Paradise Program
- Body, Mind and Spoil
- Bali Builders
- Fancy Pants Training
- A Cut Above
- Booty Camp
- All Intense and Purposes
- Body Hard, Play Hard
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation. Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ticker tape parade
- Get your heart on
- Exercise makes you heartier
- Exercise: a hearty meal
- It’s heart work
- You aorta know
- Cardi animals
- Ventricle treat? [trick or treat]
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