Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.
The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
Look at Superman’s abs. The guy is krypt.
I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use.
What country do marathoners retire to?
How does an archer get in shape?
A stationary bike achieves terminal velocipede.
What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.
The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.
Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name for a four-person walking team participating in a month-long, 10,000 step a day challenge to raise awareness for people with disabilities. It needs to be business appropriate. The team consists of four females (two of which are my daughters). Thank you in advance! ~Shannon, Groton
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Active Quads
- The Gamma Quad Run
- The Women Combination
- The Four Ambulators
- Four Ward Motion
- The Fours of Nature
- The Kilo Grandmas
- Steppanyaki [Teppanyaki]
- Walk on the Mile Side
- Never Admit De Feet
- Sole Women
- Sole Music
- A Motional IQ