Puns tagged ‘exercise’:
12/04/14
What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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A stationary bike achieves terminal velocipede.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/13/13
TROP AND GIVE ME 20 Dear Pun Gents, AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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Look at Superman’s abs. The guy is krypt. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/01/13
Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...07/30/12
The exercise book about situps was very abs tract. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/12/12
IT’S HEART WORK Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation. Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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The police shut down the gym, for running a body house. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/27/11
How does an archer get in shape? Arrowbics! (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...04/22/11
I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use. (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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