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Puns tagged ‘exercise’:

12/04/14

What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.

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06/26/14

A stationary bike achieves terminal velocipede.

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09/13/13

TROP AND GIVE ME 20

Dear Pun Gents,
Help! I feel stuck – My business partner and I are looking for a fun and memorable business name. We are a fitness holiday business targeting people (mainly men) who want to transform their physiques by building muscle and have been frustrated with their progress so far. The retreats will be held in luxury villas in Asian holiday locations (starting with Bali). People learn through experiencing 3 or 5 days of intensive assessment, training, learning about fitness, nutrition etc. At the same time people get some time off to relax in a tropical paradise in a luxury villa and experience some local sights. ~Saxon, Singapore

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Trop and Give Me 20
  2. Big Lux [Big Lugs]
  3. Press Your Lux
  4. Villagym
  5. The Vacation Train
  6. Traincation
  7. Full Body Vacation
  8. The First Resort
  9. Paradise Program
  10. Body, Mind and Spoil
  11. Bali Builders
  12. Fancy Pants Training
  13. A Cut Above
  14. Booty Camp
  15. All Intense and Purposes
  16. Body Hard, Play Hard
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07/03/13

Look at Superman’s abs. The guy is krypt.

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02/01/13

Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.

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07/30/12

The exercise book about situps was very abs tract.

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01/12/12

IT’S HEART WORK

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation.¬† Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ticker tape parade
  2. Get your heart on
  3. Exercise makes you heartier
  4. Exercise: a hearty meal
  5. It’s heart work
  6. You aorta know
  7. Cardi animals
  8. Ventricle treat? [trick or treat]
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06/13/11

The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.

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05/27/11

How does an archer get in shape?

Arrowbics!

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04/22/11

I made my son do sit-ups. He claimed it was child ab use.

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