For centuries, the only way to get a chiseled rear end, was to become ass tone mason.
fitness
Who will never change? An end o’ morph.
I never gain weight in winter. Because I wear coat regularly.
What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.
TROP AND GIVE ME 20
Dear Pun Gents,
Help! I feel stuck – My business partner and I are looking for a fun and memorable business name. We are a fitness holiday business targeting people (mainly men) who want to transform their physiques by building muscle and have been frustrated with their progress so far. The retreats will be held in luxury villas in Asian holiday locations (starting with Bali). People learn through experiencing 3 or 5 days of intensive assessment, training, learning about fitness, nutrition etc. At the same time people get some time off to relax in a tropical paradise in a luxury villa and experience some local sights. ~Saxon, Singapore
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Trop and Give Me 20
- Big Lux [Big Lugs]
- Press Your Lux
- Villagym
- The Vacation Train
- Traincation
- Full Body Vacation
- The First Resort
- Paradise Program
- Body, Mind and Spoil
- Bali Builders
- Fancy Pants Training
- A Cut Above
- Booty Camp
- All Intense and Purposes
- Body Hard, Play Hard
SQUAT WOULD JESUS DO?
Dear Pun Gents, our church is presenting a seminar on holistic fitness which would include the physical, emotional and spiritual. We would like a catchy title for the event. ~Ron, Toronto (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Drop and Give Me Twenty Hail Maries
- Soular Power
- Shake Psalm Action
- Squat Would Jesus Do?