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Puns tagged ‘fitness’:

12/04/14

What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/06/13

Who will never change? An end o’ morph.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/13/13

TROP AND GIVE ME 20

Dear Pun Gents,
Help! I feel stuck – My business partner and I are looking for a fun and memorable business name. We are a fitness holiday business targeting people (mainly men) who want to transform their physiques by building muscle and have been frustrated with their progress so far. The retreats will be held in luxury villas in Asian holiday locations (starting with Bali). People learn through experiencing 3 or 5 days of intensive assessment, training, learning about fitness, nutrition etc. At the same time people get some time off to relax in a tropical paradise in a luxury villa and experience some local sights. ~Saxon, Singapore

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Trop and Give Me 20
  2. Big Lux [Big Lugs]
  3. Press Your Lux
  4. Villagym
  5. The Vacation Train
  6. Traincation
  7. Full Body Vacation
  8. The First Resort
  9. Paradise Program
  10. Body, Mind and Spoil
  11. Bali Builders
  12. Fancy Pants Training
  13. A Cut Above
  14. Booty Camp
  15. All Intense and Purposes
  16. Body Hard, Play Hard
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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01/14/11

SQUAT WOULD JESUS DO?

Dear Pun Gents, our church is presenting a seminar on holistic fitness which would include the physical, emotional and spiritual. We would like a catchy title for the event. ~Ron, Toronto (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Drop and Give Me Twenty Hail Maries
  2. Soular Power
  3. Shake Psalm Action
  4. Squat Would Jesus Do?
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/11/11

I never gain weight in winter. Because I wear coat regularly.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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