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If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.

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What is it called, when backwards you sing? A: Yoda-ling

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What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.

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What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?

“It’s a trapeze!”

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Which jedi didn’t get enough sun? Wan kenobi

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C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.

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Shoulda taken the elevader?

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When it comes to Star Wars jokes, there is a darth of Vader puns

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I feel the Death Star blows up planets for Alderaan reasons.

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