What is it called, when backwards you sing? A: Yoda-ling
If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
Which jedi didn’t get enough sun? Wan kenobi
C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.
Star Wars factoid: Back in college, he worked in the Imperial Pub, and was known as Darth Waiter.
I’m really having fun dating a Star Wars character. It’s Ewok on the wild side!
Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.
When it comes to Star Wars jokes, there is a darth of Vader puns