After they were massacred in the Clone Wars, there was a darth of jedi.
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What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.
What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
What is it called, when backwards you sing? A: Yoda-ling
If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
Which jedi didn’t get enough sun? Wan kenobi
C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.
Star Wars factoid: Back in college, he worked in the Imperial Pub, and was known as Darth Waiter.
I’m really having fun dating a Star Wars character. It’s Ewok on the wild side!