If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
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What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
Star Wars factoid: Back in college, he worked in the Imperial Pub, and was known as Darth Waiter.
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
Which jedi didn’t get enough sun? Wan kenobi
Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.
After they were massacred in the Clone Wars, there was a darth of jedi.
What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.

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