Which Star Wars character took a mortgage? Lando.
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Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’
If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
What is it called, when backwards you sing? A: Yoda-ling
What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.
What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
Which jedi didn’t get enough sun? Wan kenobi
C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.