True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.
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(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...After Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger’s writing career stayed in a Holden pattern. And he would never field any cauls.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)Loading...Was Thoreau a hermit?
Well he did have a Walden existence.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
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