If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
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Loading...Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new upscale periodical for fashionable, flatulent men. It’s called Ass choir Magazine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Was Thoreau a hermit?
Well he did have a Walden existence.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The dyslexic enjoyed eating the Da Vinci Code, because he heard there was a lot of roughage in Bran Down novels.
(5 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hungry novelists enjoy dinner with all the fictions.
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