Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
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When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Charles Dickens was quite moved after witnessing the foul, unhygienic conditions of the English workers. One time he saw a man spitting phlegm down a sewer, and was so disgusted that he wrote a novel about it: Grate Expectorations.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If Sherlock Holmes was featured in a kids’ book would it have been ‘The Man in the Hat’ by Dr. Sleuth?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.
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