Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.
50 Shades of Grey made me puke up my lunch – in fact it gave me a reading disorder. Whoever wrote it is ill literate.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.