Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
Was Thoreau a hermit?
Well he did have a Walden existence.
If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
There’s a new upscale periodical for fashionable, flatulent men. It’s called Ass choir Magazine.
Heather Reisman’s monopoly on the Canadian book market fills me with !ndigo-nation!
Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.
Prison novels have their prose and cons.
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
Hunched over on your e-bike? You look like Quasi moto!
Hungry novelists enjoy dinner with all the fictions.