Hungry novelists enjoy dinner with all the fictions.
Jane Austen was a fan of online enumeration. Just look at her book, Census and Sensible-IT.
Cervantes was a great speechmaker, but his greatest of all was Don Keynote.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
This week’s hot lit pick: Maybe Dick by Her/Man Melville, with famous opening line “Call me shemale.”
Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.