Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.
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Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Trekkers love poetry – especially hikeus.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Most people can’t write poetry. They should leave it to the prose.
(8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
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