Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Thomas Hardy was a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Jane Austen was a fan of online enumeration. Just look at her book, Census and Sensible-IT.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Which Harry Potter character divorced his wife? Hag rid.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...George Bernard Shaw’s play about pint-sized invaders: Pygmy-Alien.
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