50 Shades of Grey made me puke up my lunch – in fact it gave me a reading disorder. Whoever wrote it is ill literate.
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(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Heather Reisman’s monopoly on the Canadian book market fills me with !ndigo-nation!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...George Bernard Shaw’s play about pint-sized invaders: Pygmy-Alien.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...When Hermione reached puberty, all the kids at Hogwarts called her Hairy Pooter.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...After Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger’s writing career stayed in a Holden pattern. And he would never field any cauls.
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...Hunched over on your e-bike? You look like Quasi moto!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Trekkers love poetry – especially hikeus.
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