Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.
I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.
Best of @pungents #bookswithonelettermissing
Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
Trekkers love poetry – especially hikeus.
Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
Most people can’t write poetry. They should leave it to the prose.
Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.