In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?
“Hatless, rugged.”
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...George Eliot‘s parents knew she would be a novelist. Because as a child, she was a tomeboy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
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