If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.
Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
There’s a new upscale periodical for fashionable, flatulent men. It’s called Ass choir Magazine.
The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
Was Thoreau a hermit?
Well he did have a Walden existence.
Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
The dyslexic enjoyed eating the Da Vinci Code, because he heard there was a lot of roughage in Bran Down novels.
Hungry novelists enjoy dinner with all the fictions.