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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘literature’:

12/04/16

Thomas Hardy was  a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.

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05/29/14

I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.

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04/21/14

Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.

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04/20/14

Hungry novelists enjoy dinner with all the fictions.

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04/18/14

Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.

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02/17/14

The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.

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01/23/14

Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.

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12/03/13

George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.

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11/21/13

The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.

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10/28/13

Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.

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