What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
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(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.
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