Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Nietzsche joined Facebook, and Thus Poked Zarathustra.
(16 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)Loading...Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jane Austen was a fan of online enumeration. Just look at her book, Census and Sensible-IT.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...This week’s hot lit pick: Maybe Dick by Her/Man Melville, with famous opening line “Call me shemale.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
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