Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Most people can’t write poetry. They should leave it to the prose.
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Her satanic purses.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...George Bernard Shaw’s play about pint-sized invaders: Pygmy-Alien.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
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