Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
Best of @pungents #bookswithonelettermissing
When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
Charles Dickens was quite moved after witnessing the foul, unhygienic conditions of the English workers. One time he saw a man spitting phlegm down a sewer, and was so disgusted that he wrote a novel about it: Grate Expectorations.
If Sherlock Holmes was featured in a kids’ book would it have been ‘The Man in the Hat’ by Dr. Sleuth?
If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.