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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘apocalypse’:

05/15/14

When I have to kiss my relatives at family functions, it’s like the coming of the pack o’ lips.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/15/13

The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/14/13

George Bernard Shaw’s play about pint-sized invaders: Pygmy-Alien.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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12/21/12

Did the world end? Oops… never Mayan!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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05/29/11

Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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11/18/09

I can’t stop talking about the apocalypse. Armageddon too old for that!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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