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Puns tagged ‘apocalypse’:

05/15/14

When I have to kiss my relatives at family functions, it’s like the coming of the pack o’ lips.

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09/15/13

The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/14/13

George Bernard Shaw’s play about pint-sized invaders: Pygmy-Alien.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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12/21/12

Did the world end? Oops… never Mayan!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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05/29/11

Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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11/18/09

I can’t stop talking about the apocalypse. Armageddon too old for that!

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