Alpaca and Llama Puns

When they depicted Mohammad’s alpaca in a Danish newspaper cartoon, it was an insult to ‘is llama.

They crossed a camel, an alpaca and cow – and got what? A llamadairy.

“Don’t bother loading up the llama – Alpaca light!”

Mr. Kurtz went mad in the jungle and starting kissing dozens of llamas. They made a movie of it, called Alpaca Lips Now.

Do llamas love hockey? Yes, they’re all-pucka!

A llama’s favourite video game? AlPaca-man.

The bestiality fugitive spent years on the llama.

Alpacas invented llama-nation.

Does an alpaca’s doorbell go ‘llama-llama-ding-dong’?

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