When they depicted Mohammad’s alpaca in a Danish newspaper cartoon, it was an insult to ‘is llama.
They crossed a camel, an alpaca and cow – and got what? A llamadairy.
“Don’t bother loading up the llama – Alpaca light!”
Mr. Kurtz went mad in the jungle and starting kissing dozens of llamas. They made a movie of it, called Alpaca Lips Now.
Do llamas love hockey? Yes, they’re all-pucka!
A llama’s favourite video game? AlPaca-man.
The bestiality fugitive spent years on the llama.
Alpacas invented llama-nation.
Does an alpaca’s doorbell go ‘llama-llama-ding-dong’?