In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.
Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.
There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?
The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.
No more tasteless puns about Maritimers. A newf is a newf!
I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
Some politicians are in the pocket of the mapmakers lobby, and other spatial interest groups.
I hate Suffolk, England. I find every minute there Suffolk hating.