I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
Being South Asian and selling a cow is Indo-fence-a-bull.
The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.
I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.
Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.
I wanted to start up a bank, so I moved to an island.
True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.