If you’re skin is pale, now is the time to go to Florida.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
(10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is there Nintendo in France?
Wii.
(10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.
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