Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.
I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
How do you pay for a hot dog in Geneva? With a Swiss frank.
In Italy do the priests ride around on vespers?
Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It’s our New Year’s razz Aleutian.
The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.
I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land.