Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I lost my dyslexic cat at Lake Kitty Ta Ta.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you pay for a hot dog in Geneva? With a Swiss frank.
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...In Italy do the priests ride around on vespers?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It’s our New Year’s razz Aleutian.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.
(13 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)Loading...I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land.
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