Slovaks have the dirtiest floors.
If you don’t visit Helsinki your Scandinavian vacation remains un-Finnished.
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
I got drunk at a bar one night during a recent trip to Germany. When I woke up I was in Hanover.
Are there racists in Switzerland?
Yes. For example: the Cuckoo-Clocks Clan.
Where are there the most wedding dress shops? A: Aisle of White.
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
I hate Suffolk, England. I find every minute there Suffolk hating.
There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.