In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.
The most credulous people are from La Paz, aka the Believians.
There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.
Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
I hate going to Belgium. All that hustle and Brussels!
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
How do they like their eggs in Pamplona?
I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.
What do they call the island nation of angry, flatulent chain-smokers?
Mad ass gas cigar.