There are holes in France. Trou story.
They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
What’s your Stans on Central Asia?
Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.
I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.