There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
An eastern US mountain range by any other name would still be the Appalachian.
If you live in Turkey, and you’re not European, then what are you?
When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
What do they call the island nation of angry, flatulent chain-smokers?
Mad ass gas cigar.
When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.
Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.
Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.
Are people from Kiev very tall?
Yes – u kraine your neck to see them!