If you’re skin is pale, now is the time to go to Florida.
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.
When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.
I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
Is there Nintendo in France?
The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.