Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.
geography
Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.
Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
The trees are haunted in Eritrea.
People in Luxembourg are huge fans of d’Coque.
Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.
Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.
There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?