I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
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Loading...Being South Asian and selling a cow is Indo-fence-a-bull.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.
(14 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I wanted to start up a bank, so I moved to an island.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
(4 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.
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