When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
geography
People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.
Where are there the most wedding dress shops? A: Aisle of White.
The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.
Good-looking women are not what they seem, in Belarus.
I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.
We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It’s our New Year’s razz Aleutian.
An eastern US mountain range by any other name would still be the Appalachian.
In Norway they enjoy Viking to work.
Being South Asian and selling a cow is Indo-fence-a-bull.