The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
geography
Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”
You can accumulate a lot of possessions in Mauritania.
We know there are big-breasted women in Africa, because that’s the only place where there are zebras.
What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man?
“I’m yeast and yer a-peein’!”
Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!
No more tasteless puns about Maritimers. A newf is a newf!
In the 1980s, incredible basketball talent was found in a man, Jordan.
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.