Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
I hate Suffolk, England. I find every minute there Suffolk hating.
There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.
Does the Czech capital embrace ideology?
Not at all – it’s a Prague-matic town.
Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!
Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
Our Madagascar jokes are getting lemur and lemur.
What’s your Stans on Central Asia?