Arabia remains arid and grassless, despite the best efforts of the House of Saud.
In Norway they enjoy Viking to work.
The trees are haunted in Eritrea.
What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man?
“I’m yeast and yer a-peein’!”
There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
An eastern US mountain range by any other name would still be the Appalachian.
If you live in Turkey, and you’re not European, then what are you?
When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
What do they call the island nation of angry, flatulent chain-smokers?
Mad ass gas cigar.
When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.