Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.
Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.
Are people from Kiev very tall?
Yes – u kraine your neck to see them!
A new sovereign nation has appeared quite Sudanly.
Some politicians are in the pocket of the mapmakers lobby, and other spatial interest groups.
Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.
Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.
I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.