Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.
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I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.
We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It’s our New Year’s razz Aleutian.
If you want to liberate an island, dial atoll-free number.
Are people from Kiev very tall?
Yes – u kraine your neck to see them!
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?
Just say, “DJ, I B outi!”
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?


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