Did you hear about the diplomat who skipped out on Thanksgiving dinner to negotiate an Eastern European territory swap, and ended up getting Hungary for Turkey?
geography
Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?
I got drunk at a bar one night during a recent trip to Germany. When I woke up I was in Hanover.
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.
The most credulous people are from La Paz, aka the Believians.
There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.
Reckless boating in Germany is not allowed. It’s veer-boaten. As for driving, you might get autobanned.
I hate going to Belgium. All that hustle and Brussels!