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10/30/2023

I hate going to Belgium. All that hustle and Brussels!

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09/23/2023

My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

08/26/2023

How do they like their eggs in Pamplona?

Scram bulled.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

08/18/2023

I went to an English hotel. It was a great Brit inn.

(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

08/10/2023

What do they call the island nation of angry, flatulent chain-smokers?

Mad ass gas cigar.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

07/29/2023

All the self-mutilators live in Qatar.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

07/21/2023

How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?

Just say, “DJ, I B outi!”

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/13/2023

Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

04/08/2023

There are holes in France. Trou story.

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

04/01/2023

They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)