Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n’this!?’
NED: I just got kicked in the nuts…
ED: Oh no – that’s pistachiownage!
When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!
How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?
Just say, “DJ, I B outi!”
How do you rebuke a cannibal?