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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘slang phrases’:

02/10/09

NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs

New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!

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04/01/08

How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?

Just say, “DJ, I B outi!

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09/26/07

When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”

Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”

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04/25/07

Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n'this!?’

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07/15/06

How do you rebuke a cannibal?

“Don’t ‘ate!”

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06/27/06

NED: I just got kicked in the nuts…
ED: Oh no – that’s pistachiownage!

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