When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
NED: I just got kicked in the nuts…
ED: Oh no – that’s pistachiownage!
Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n’this!?’
NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?
Just say, “DJ, I B outi!”
How do you rebuke a cannibal?
“Don’t ‘ate!”