Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n’this!?’
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I just got kicked in the nuts…
ED: Oh no – that’s pistachiownage!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you rebuke a cannibal?
“Don’t ‘ate!”
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?
Just say, “DJ, I B outi!”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!
(12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
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