Puns tagged ‘slang phrases’:
02/10/09
NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
| Topic: languages, Ned and Ed, slang phrases, swearing | COMMENT »
How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?
Just say, “DJ, I B outi!”
When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n'this!?’
How do you rebuke a cannibal?
“Don’t ‘ate!”
NED: I just got kicked in the nuts…
ED: Oh no - that’s pistachiownage!
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