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Puns tagged ‘slang phrases’:

02/10/09

NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs

New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!

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04/01/08

How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?

Just say, “DJ, I B outi!

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09/26/07

When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”

Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”

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04/25/07

Quoth the gluten-loving man: “Can I get a wheat’n'this!?’

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07/15/06

How do you rebuke a cannibal?

“Don’t ‘ate!”

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06/27/06

NED: I just got kicked in the nuts…
ED: Oh no – that’s pistachiownage!

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