Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
swearing
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!”
My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
There was a lineup at the women’s restroom, and they were so upset there was talk of revolution, ie a queue des twats.
If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah – Frickin’ country.

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