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My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.

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When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.

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The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.

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If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?

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I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.

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I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.

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NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…

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If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah – Frickin’ country.

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Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.

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When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.

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