My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!”
swearing
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
There was a lineup at the women’s restroom, and they were so upset there was talk of revolution, ie a queue des twats.
If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah – Frickin’ country.


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