Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
swearing
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
Gentlemen don’t swear. Those who do should join the sir cuss.
My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!
If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah – Frickin’ country.