Puns tagged ‘swearing’:
11/22/14
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...10/01/14
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...07/05/14
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/04/11
Gentlemen don’t swear. Those who do should join the sir cuss. (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...11/27/10
I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR. (3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5) Loading ...09/24/10
THIS IS SWORE Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to do with Tourette’s Syndrome. ~Jess, Melbourne AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/27/10
Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker. (9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...12/17/09
My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss. (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...02/10/09
NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me. New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled! (11 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5) Loading ...06/21/08
My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!” (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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