Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah – Frickin’ country.
NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!
Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
Gentlemen don’t swear. Those who do should join the sir cuss.
My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.