Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
Gentlemen don’t swear. Those who do should join the sir cuss.
I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to do with Tourette’s Syndrome. ~Jess, Melbourne
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Curing Tourette’s is an utter challenge.
- Surely, you interject!
- You’ve got a devil-may-swear attitude.
Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.