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Puns tagged ‘swearing’:

11/22/14

If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?

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10/01/14

When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.

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07/05/14

I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.

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02/04/11

Gentlemen don’t swear. Those who do should join the sir cuss.

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11/27/10

I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.

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09/24/10

THIS IS SWORE

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to do with Tourette’s Syndrome. ~Jess, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Curing Tourette’s is an utter challenge.
  2. Surely, you interject!
  3. You’ve got a devil-may-swear attitude.
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01/27/10

Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.

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12/17/09

My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.

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02/10/09

NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs

New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!

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06/21/08

My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!”

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