Gentlemen don’t swear. Those who do should join the sir cuss.
My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!
If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah – Frickin’ country.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.