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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘swearing’:

11/22/14

If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?

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10/01/14

When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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07/05/14

I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.

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02/04/11

Gentlemen don’t swear. Those who do should join the sir cuss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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11/27/10

I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)
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09/24/10

THIS IS SWORE

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to do with Tourette’s Syndrome. ~Jess, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Curing Tourette’s is an utter challenge.
  2. Surely, you interject!
  3. You’ve got a devil-may-swear attitude.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/27/10

Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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12/17/09

My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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02/10/09

NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs

New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!

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06/21/08

My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!”

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