When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
Gentlemen don’t swear. Those who do should join the sir cuss.
I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to do with Tourette’s Syndrome. ~Jess, Melbourne
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Curing Tourette’s is an utter challenge.
- Surely, you interject!
- You’ve got a devil-may-swear attitude.
Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.