My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!”
swearing
My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
There was a lineup at the women’s restroom, and they were so upset there was talk of revolution, ie a queue des twats.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah – Frickin’ country.
NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!
Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?