NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
swearing
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
Gentlemen don’t swear. Those who do should join the sir cuss.
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
THIS IS SWORE
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to do with Tourette’s Syndrome. ~Jess, Melbourne
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Curing Tourette’s is an utter challenge.
- Surely, you interject!
- You’ve got a devil-may-swear attitude.

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