At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
Which monster is always on time? The Sasqwatch.
Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.
Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
Wherewolves are endangered.