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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘monsters’:

12/04/15

Which monster is always on time? TheĀ Sasqwatch.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/29/15

Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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12/30/14

Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/22/14

If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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10/30/13

If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/06/13

Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/31/12

Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/24/11

You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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12/14/10

Wherewolves are endangered.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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09/14/10

Sasquatch has high net swarth.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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