Wherewolves are endangered.
Which monster is always on time? The Sasqwatch.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”