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Which monster is always on time? The Sasqwatch.

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Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.

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Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”

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If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?

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If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.

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Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.

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Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.

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You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.

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Wherewolves are endangered.

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