Wherewolves are endangered.
monsters
Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”
Sasquatch has high net swarth.
You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.
Which monster is always on time? The Sasqwatch.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?

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