Puns tagged ‘monsters’:
12/04/15
Which monster is always on time? The Sasqwatch.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/29/15
Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/30/14
Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.” (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/22/14
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?  (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...10/30/13
If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/06/13
Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/31/12
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/24/11
You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise. (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5) Loading ...12/14/10
Wherewolves are endangered. (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...09/14/10
Sasquatch has high net swarth. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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