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If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.

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2 thoughts on “If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.”

Gary Hallock

10/30/2013 at 12:50 PM

…and work very hard to memorize your blood lines.
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Gary Hallock

10/31/2013 at 2:41 PM

Dracula ran an advert in the personals column saying he was looking for a “holesome red blooded girl.” (Too bat about the type-O.)
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